So I watch the truck pull up, out comes the Giant Robot Claw, grabs our bin, yanks it up in the air... and whacks the Comcruft cable. Hard. Emptied into the truck, it lowers the bin, whacks the cable again, slams the bin back on the ground, and rolls on. How often this has been happening over the years, I have no idea, but it's probably worth noting that our cable TV signal is mostly garbage these days.
So... When the Magic Sonic Fiber Fairies arrive, I'd very much like them to install the fiber cable higher than that. Is that a note that can be passed to the crew?